Paris at the Arubar on Thursday night, by Big Chief E-Spy

Here's a blogpost from Big Chief E-Spy about E-Spy's latest exploits. I'm slightly confused...

Paris opened her private show at Arubar last night (Thursday 2) and was honoured by the presence of the Duchess of Wanstead Flats and her faithful retainer. In addition to a poetry reading, and the unveiling of Paris’s large artwork, cunningly hung on the ceiling of the bar, the occasion was to mark Paris’s engagement to the Ratman, but he failed to turn up. However we are delighted to report that eyes met across the dance floor, before some superb salsa dancing...

So, Paris can confirm her wedding to the mystery man will go ahead at the Nags Head, E17 on Saturday at 1pm. Bridesmaids are welcome, and will be presented to the Duchess, who will be giving away her bequest in the event that the wedding proceeds.

Minor matter – the new groom, much like Cinderella, left before the dance ended, and we are looking for him, but as Paris wishes to inherit the Duchess’s bequest she WILL be wedding someone on Saturday...